- [joke] The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
- It was the first time the blonde (金发女郎)was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself alone. The next day, her mother called to see how everything went. "Oh, mother,...
- 作者:发表于:2008-12-02 12:47:24 点击:83308 查阅全文...
- [joke] A geek´s (怪人) list of thanks
- A geek's (怪人)list of thanks 1. Be thankful you haven't been spammed! (spam: 向……发送垃圾电子邮件) 2. Be thankful your computer isn't down! 3. Be thankful your favorite forum isn't down! 4. Be thankful you don't have The Good T...
- 作者:发表于:2008-12-02 11:20:06 点击:69522 查阅全文...
- [joke] A Little Bit of Motivational Humor...
- You know those "motivational" posters some managers like to display on their wall? Well, here's one you can print out to put in your work station. Make sure you point it out to your boss. You'll either get a chuckle (轻笑声) or get fired...
- 作者:发表于:2008-12-01 01:12:35 点击:66023 查阅全文...
- [joke] The farmers on the Dell
- Here in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, many farmers are reluctant to buy into anything that smacks of (带有......味道)technology and the modern-day world. But when a local university created an agricultural web page to answer questions the farmers...
- 作者:Richard Hibshman发表于:2008-11-26 08:16:24 点击:72187 查阅全文...
- [joke] All in a Day
- Our copier (复印机) was on the fritz (发生故障) so I put a note on it: "Service has been called." When the technician told me he had to order parts, I added a second note: "Parts have been ordered." During the next five days, when we h...
- 作者:Jennifer Harrison发表于:2008-11-26 08:14:56 点击:63681 查阅全文...
- [joke] Finally, after years of testing business software
- Finally, after years of testing business software, I landed (【非正式用语】 获得;获取)my dream job -- trying out computer games. My first day at work I was listing various ideas in a spreadsheet (电子表格) program when my manager walked by. He look...
- 作者:Jon Bach发表于:2008-11-26 08:12:49 点击:71151 查阅全文...
- [joke] I overheard my husband telling
- I overheard (不小心听到)my husband telling our son about a fishing game he downloaded off the Internet: "I played it for only a few minutes and caught two! "But you should have seen the one that got away," he continued enthusiasticall...
- 作者:Kathy McCormack发表于:2008-11-26 08:08:26 点击:62223 查阅全文...
- [joke] Rather than hire actors to ...
- Rather than hire actors to portray homeless men, the director wanted the real deal, with all the grittiness (坚韧不拔)and despair that comes from being on the streets. I was working as the assistant director when the location scout (球探,星探)...
- 作者:Mike Messinger发表于:2008-11-26 08:00:22 点击:67020 查阅全文...
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