Funny Jokes
Dieting Scarecrow
Q: Why didn’t the scarecrow eat dinner?
A: He was already stuffed.
Squashed Squash
Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch.
Honest Ghosts
Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
A: Because you can see right through them!
Witch’s Spell
Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away the W.
Vampire Love
Q: What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A: It’s a pain in the neck.