Time Management Quotes
Recognizing the importance of time management
Humourous Time Management Quotes
Humourous, Thought Provoking and Challenging
The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once.
- Albert Einstein
In the real world, nothing happens at the right place at the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to correct that.
- Mark Twain
Clock watchers never seem to be having a good time.
- James Cash Penney
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
- Will Rogers
I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking," but I don't have that much time.
- Steven Wright
Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.
- Charles M. Schulz
The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot.
- Michael Althsuler
It's not so much how busy you are, but why you are busy. The bee is praised. The mosquito is swatted.
- Mary O'Connor
The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot.
- Michael Althsuler
Never fight with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig enjoys it!
- General Abraham’s Pig Law
If you win the rat race, you’re still a rat.
- Lily Tomlin
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils."
- Hector Louis Berlioz
Time is a great healer, but a poor beautician.
- Lucille S. Harper
I am definitely going to take a course on time management... just as soon as I can work it into my schedule.
- Louis E. Boone
Living your life without a plan is like watching television with someone else holding the remote control.
- Peter Turla