Is there something stuck on your teeth? Oh no, that’s just a tattoo(文身) of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
One man has officially won The Windsor Knot’s royal wedding mania(狂热病) title by willingly paying £1,000 to submit to six hours in a dentist’s chair in order to have the famous duo(一对) emblazoned(纹饰) on his choppers(门牙). (The prize? Ridicule!)
British plumber Barmy Baz Franks, 29, got a dentist to use ultrafine(极其细微的) brushes and stencils(镂空板) to paint images of the smiling royals. The temporary ivory art – known as “gnasher tats” – will last roughly three months, depending on how much Barmy Baz Franks brushes. “I’ve done some unusual dental(牙齿的) cosmetics(美容) in my time, but this was certainly one of the strangest,” said the dentist, Dr. Neil Gerrard, in an interview with Small World News Service.
The patient says he was just doing his part to help celebrate the April 29 nuptials. “I love the royal family and this was my way of lending my support to their big day,” said Franks.
We think we know who would make a good match for the tattooed fan: The royal wedding hunger striker(绝食抗议者).