- New Year’s Resolutions
- A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other....
- 作者:发表于:2018-09-05 17:25:00 点击:340 查阅全文...
- Dancing Snowmen
- Q. Where do snowmen go to dance? A. To snowballs!...
- 作者:发表于:2018-09-03 15:32:09 点击:361 查阅全文...
- Married To The Job
- I guess this is what happens after you've worked at the same place for a while. I was eating at a fast-food restaurant when an employee began his shift by walking into the kitchen area and calling out, "Honey, ...
- 作者:发表于:2018-08-30 17:21:17 点击:333 查阅全文...
- More is Less
- Q. What five-letter word becomes shorter if you add two letters to it? A. "Short" (add + "er")!...
- 作者:发表于:2018-08-28 17:00:40 点击:368 查阅全文...
- Always in the shop
- Q: Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop? A: To make ends meat....
- 作者:发表于:2018-08-24 16:13:41 点击:338 查阅全文...
- The Elephant in the Room
- Q. I'm the size of an elephant, but I weigh nothing. What am I? A. An elephant's shadow!...
- 作者:发表于:2018-08-22 17:19:49 点击:480 查阅全文...
- Fishy Fitness
- Q. Whyare fish so good at watching their weight? A. Because they have lots of scales....
- 作者:发表于:2018-08-21 16:58:09 点击:580 查阅全文...
- CAPPING IT OFF
- Q. I have a neck, but no head, and I wear a cap. What am I? A. A bottle!...
- 作者:发表于:2018-08-17 16:23:12 点击:341 查阅全文...
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