- CLINTON SAVES JOURNALISTS...
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- 作者:发表于:2009-08-11 09:34:58 点击:68805 查阅全文...
- You cannot eat you sandwiches in here!
- Two lawyers arrive at the pub(酒吧) and ordered a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases(公文包) and began to eat. Seeing this, the angry publican(酒吧老板) approaches them and says, 'Excuse me, but you cannot eat your ow...
- 作者:发表于:2009-08-05 09:27:02 点击:66707 查阅全文...
- Cooling down
- Q1: A mother has six children and five potatoes. How can she feed each an equal amount of potatoes? (Do not use fractions.) A1: By serving mashed potatoes. <-See Answer Here! Q2: My friend Albert the butcher wears a size 13 shoe, is six feet tal...
- 作者:发表于:2009-08-03 09:43:58 点击:76105 查阅全文...
- EXCITED FOR SCHOOL!...
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- 作者:发表于:2009-07-28 09:06:57 点击:72933 查阅全文...
- The Perfect Son
- A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn't. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He wil...
- 作者:发表于:2009-07-22 10:13:38 点击:72192 查阅全文...
- PALIN QUITS...
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- 作者:发表于:2009-07-21 09:11:39 点击:69653 查阅全文...
- Sayings from Garfield(加菲猫)
- Money is not everything. There is Mastercard and Visa. One should love animals. They are so tasty. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every u...
- 作者:发表于:2009-07-20 09:36:45 点击:84685 查阅全文...
- TWEETING...
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- 作者:发表于:2009-07-17 10:47:34 点击:68789 查阅全文...
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